I have never seen this show and never will. why would I need to

I've been using descriptions to make oxford comma jokes, but I feel it's time to change that up.
I have never seen this show and never will. why would I need to
so are we gonna talk about how planet of the bass was filmed in the fucking 9/11 museum or (edit: apparently this is not the museum but is actually a very large shopping mall directly next to the museum that is still on site, which is still very weird imo)
9/11 mall design
I don't usually buy yarn without knowing what I'm going to do with it (I favorite patterns on ravelry instead and then when I find yarn I like, I cross-reference to a pattern that would be good for it) but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to buy yarn in Norway.
So if anyone has patterns they like in the 300m ish range in a variety of weights I'm looking for ideas!